I Am So Old, Part 2

Yet I'm excited, nonetheless. These kids are like, "I was 8 when the original came out!" Oh please. I was 14, ya babies. Gary Lightbody was 8. Tom Chaplin was 4. It just makes me want to throw myself off a bridge.

I am sad that Damon from Blur and the Oasis boys didn't perform together. But I guess Damon put on a pink apron and served tea and "Africa cake" to everyone. The mind boggles.

Ok, so here's what parts everyone sang, since I know you're all dying with anticipation:

Chris Martin: It's Christmastime, there's no need to be afraid.. at Christmastime, we let in light and we banish shade

Dido: And in our world of plenty we can spread a smile of joy... throw your arms around the world at Christmastime

Robbie Williams: But say a prayer, Pray for the other ones... at Christmastime it's hard, but when you're having fun

Sugababes: There's a world outside your window... and it's a world of dread and fear

Fran Healy: Where the only water flowing

Fran Healy & Sugarbabes: Is the bitter sting of tears

Fran Healy & Justin Hawkins: And the Christmas bells that ring there are the clanging chimes of doom

Bono: Well tonight thank God it's them instead of you

Will Young & Jamelia: And there won't be snow in Africa this Christmastime... the greatest gift they'll get this year is life

Ms Dynamite & Beverly Knight: (Oooh) Where nothing ever grows... no rain nor rivers flow

Group of ten & Joss Stone: Do they know it's Christmastime at all?

Tom Chaplin: Here's to you

Justin Hawkins (Darkness): Raise a glass for everyone

Dizzee Rascal: Spare a thought this yuletide for the deprived... if the table was turned would you survive

Busted: Here's to them

Justin Hawkins (Darkness): Underneath that burning sun

Dizzee Rascal: You ain't gotta feel guilt just selfless... give a little help to the helpless

Joss Stone & Justin Hawkins: Do they know it's Christmastime at all?

Tom Chaplin: Feed the world

Tom Chaplin & Chris Martin: Feed the world

Tom Chaplin & Chris Martin & Sugababes: Feed the world

Tom Chaplin & Chris Martin & Sugababes: Feed the world

Everyone (in the big studio): Feed the world! Let them know it's Christmastime again - repeated

Fran Healy: Woooo

Group of 10: Feed the world

Everyone (in the big studio): Feed the world - repeated to end

Joss Stone: Ad Libs over outro