Couldn't Be Geekier
Oh but look how cooooooooooool.
And James Beck is already all, "no, it's totally not, because I'm James Beck and I say so."
You haven't even seen it yet, Becksy, so shut the hell up, Mr. "The Sistine Chapel All Dirty and Faded and Fucked Up Is Totally How Michelangelo Intended it To Be, And You Restorers Are Just Destroying His Vision." Oy. You know, I might not be a prof. at Columbia, but honey? You're wrong. You're just wrong. K? Accept it and move on.
Oh wait. You don't want to take my word for it? There. Duh. Looooook at the bright bright colors, the big sculptural figures... hmmm... looks almost like the colors and the brightness of the restored chapel, don't it Beckers? Yea, I know. No need to thank me for the education. Just knowing you're wrong is reward enough.
Ok, so I do agree with him about the Last Supper. But STILL.
2 Comments:
I love how you get all twitchy and hair-up-on-end-mad about the delusions of an art historian in NYC. It's telling where your true passions lie...
2:24 PM
He's just such a self-righteous ass monkey about the whole thing. Who wouldn't get all twitchy about it?
2:57 PM
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