Someone with way too much time on their hands, apparently. Nothing to see here. Move along...

Wednesday, November 10, 2004

Oh, Really?

"The objective of securing the safety of Americans from crime and terror has been achieved."

Wow, that's good news. *phew* Thanks Ashcroft. I guess we're all fine now, and have nothing to fear, really, from anyone ever again. Start unlocking those doors, people! Leave your valuables out on the front lawn! No more airport security checks! No more border patrol! Wow... no more police! At all!

I don't think I'm taking that statement too far, do you?

Guess all that "vote for Bush or we're ALL GOING TO DIE" stuff during the campaign was a big fat lie then huh?

But you know something? Say what you will about Ashcroft. I still agree with him about the cat issue. Hey man, I've seen those little bastards in action. If they're not the devil, by golly, I don't know what is.

1 Comments:

Blogger thorrad said...

You said it sister! And How!

11:22 AM

 

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